Are There Women?!

Larry (Co-Founder) reponds:

I can't believe Todd didn't include more detail about all the hot women in the itinerary. Because our trip coincides with Americade, usually Thurs night at Blue Water Manor is wet t-shirt night. Last year's winner actually ended up coming out with 6 of her friends to our island to party. They hung out with us, still in their bikinis and wet t-shirts until about 1am when the water sheriff came with his automatic squirt gun and forcibly escorted the women back to the mainland.

Friday night is usually Carthaginian Sacrifice night and all the other campers on the other islands bring their virgin daughters in ritual sacrifice to the idols. We of course don't actually sacrifice the virgins, but in a more modern and humane version of this ancient practice, acting as agents on behalf of the idol we "sacrifice" them by having them dance for us in sacred ritual garb (and you don't want to miss the sacred ritual garb).

Saturday night is usually a 'recovery' night in which we recover all the MILFs and Cougars that weren't included in Thurs or Friday night. Hey, even older women deserve some time with the idol.

Sunday night is a bit more low-key since that is when the Tequila Crown is determined. But one perk of tequila night is that we have the tequila equivalent of Boxing Round Girls who pass out shots of tequila with Rick's custom tequila paddle. Strangely enough, Sunday nights on the island are about 15-25 degrees warmer than other nights and to keep from dehydrating the girls usually have to drink large amounts of tequila and take off their bikinis.

So I know, I know... sounds like a boring trip. But at least we have tequila on Sunday night.