Perch Island, Lake George, NY —
Perch Island is the camping island just south of Huckleberry.
This past weekend, two minutes of tense silence was punctuated by a sound that not even words could describe led Perch Island campers to believe that the thing in the watery cliff cave on the western portion of the island... whatever it is... was not through with their camping mate, Rich Garza... just yet.
Huddled, outside-the-cave sources confirmed that the thing was apparently only getting started, despite hopes that a short break after what felt like hours of cracks, thuds, and weird suction noises meant that what was done was done and at least Rich wouldn't have to suffer any longer.
At press time on Sunday evening, Park Ranger Mike Shapel had ignored the campers tearful warnings that the thing could still be hungry for more... he is still missing.
Local authorities believe that this animal has been swimming from island to island, but may have found refuge for the time being on Perch Island.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Important Note - Logistics!
Hey Guys,
An important note from Larry, Dan, and Myself (Todd)…
We’re now EIGHT days away from the 6th Annual Lake George Gentlemen's Club Weekend... dare I say "Extravaganza." This is the biggest event of the year… unless you will be traveling to Germany or Turkey… then that may qualify as the biggest event. We are up to 11… no make that ten confirmed participants and a few more stragglers hanging on the fence. We lost Doug to surgery. No wait… this just in… Doug has considered tequila to surgery as an alternative… Good on him!! That’s dedication to the cause!
We wanted to give everyone a quick update and share some more details on weekend activities, anticipated costs, what to bring, and how/when we’ll get there.
Confirmations:
1. Todd
2. Danny
3. Larry
4. Doug
5. Rick
6. Gus
7. Romeo
8. Scott Wildmoser
9. Louisville Matt
10. Cenk
11. Ken B.
Bubble People:
1. Mark the Neighbor… NJ State Charades Champ in 2005 and 2006. Lost the title when he couldn’t get his team to respond to “The Celestine Prophecy” within the required time limit.
2. Mike S. – Gentlemen’s Club “Collector of Moments.”
3. Joe K. – Has the fastest dog gone boat on this side of the Mississippi.
Cost:
We're anticipating the cost of the camping trip to be about $500 for the entire weekend, or $175/day. This will include all food/booze on the island, Thursday night hotel, boat and campsite rentals, and general camping supplies (propane, paper plates, utensils, ice, water, etc). This cost does not cover anything else we do off the island. Also, to help keep costs down and to also make sure we don't over/under buy on alcohol, suggest we all bring 1 or 2 bottles of whatever you'd like to drink - including your competition tequila.
We have to buy a lot of “necessities” in advance and will also be shopping during the weekend - so please bring cash so we can collect up front. Any overages will be divvied up and distributed back in shots of leftover tequila and chicken wings.
What to Bring:
I've attached a checklist to help you prepare for the weekend that we've used the past several years. But as a specific suggestion – bring a comfy beach chair! If there is anything on the list you do not have
and don’t want to buy (like a sleeping bag, air mattress, flashlight, clean underwear, Spartan attire etc), let me know so we can see who else has extras they can bring for you. If you have any camping supplies, like tents, coolers, lanterns, flashlights, etc, please let me know that too. We definitely need 2 more tents!
Logistics:
We'll be meeting at the Bottle King on Rt. 4 in Upper Saddle River, NJ at 2pm on Thursday. We’ll drive up Convoy style to the Blue Water Manor and get there just in time for the wet t-shirt contest. If you
can't convoy up with us you can meet us there. Just let us know in advance when you are planning on coming out in case we need to send someone out from the island with the boat. We’ve got the site until
Monday, and will start breaking camp after breakfast that morning… anyone arriving after that… well… they will be on their own.
Ok, that’s the scoop for now. Let me know if you have any questions, concerns, divine inspirations, trepidations, or words of wisdom.
An important note from Larry, Dan, and Myself (Todd)…
We’re now EIGHT days away from the 6th Annual Lake George Gentlemen's Club Weekend... dare I say "Extravaganza." This is the biggest event of the year… unless you will be traveling to Germany or Turkey… then that may qualify as the biggest event. We are up to 11… no make that ten confirmed participants and a few more stragglers hanging on the fence. We lost Doug to surgery. No wait… this just in… Doug has considered tequila to surgery as an alternative… Good on him!! That’s dedication to the cause!
We wanted to give everyone a quick update and share some more details on weekend activities, anticipated costs, what to bring, and how/when we’ll get there.
Confirmations:
1. Todd
2. Danny
3. Larry
4. Doug
5. Rick
6. Gus
7. Romeo
8. Scott Wildmoser
9. Louisville Matt
10. Cenk
11. Ken B.
Bubble People:
1. Mark the Neighbor… NJ State Charades Champ in 2005 and 2006. Lost the title when he couldn’t get his team to respond to “The Celestine Prophecy” within the required time limit.
2. Mike S. – Gentlemen’s Club “Collector of Moments.”
3. Joe K. – Has the fastest dog gone boat on this side of the Mississippi.
Cost:
We're anticipating the cost of the camping trip to be about $500 for the entire weekend, or $175/day. This will include all food/booze on the island, Thursday night hotel, boat and campsite rentals, and general camping supplies (propane, paper plates, utensils, ice, water, etc). This cost does not cover anything else we do off the island. Also, to help keep costs down and to also make sure we don't over/under buy on alcohol, suggest we all bring 1 or 2 bottles of whatever you'd like to drink - including your competition tequila.
We have to buy a lot of “necessities” in advance and will also be shopping during the weekend - so please bring cash so we can collect up front. Any overages will be divvied up and distributed back in shots of leftover tequila and chicken wings.
What to Bring:
I've attached a checklist to help you prepare for the weekend that we've used the past several years. But as a specific suggestion – bring a comfy beach chair! If there is anything on the list you do not have
and don’t want to buy (like a sleeping bag, air mattress, flashlight, clean underwear, Spartan attire etc), let me know so we can see who else has extras they can bring for you. If you have any camping supplies, like tents, coolers, lanterns, flashlights, etc, please let me know that too. We definitely need 2 more tents!
Logistics:
We'll be meeting at the Bottle King on Rt. 4 in Upper Saddle River, NJ at 2pm on Thursday. We’ll drive up Convoy style to the Blue Water Manor and get there just in time for the wet t-shirt contest. If you
can't convoy up with us you can meet us there. Just let us know in advance when you are planning on coming out in case we need to send someone out from the island with the boat. We’ve got the site until
Monday, and will start breaking camp after breakfast that morning… anyone arriving after that… well… they will be on their own.
Ok, that’s the scoop for now. Let me know if you have any questions, concerns, divine inspirations, trepidations, or words of wisdom.
Are There Women?!
Larry (Co-Founder) reponds:
I can't believe Todd didn't include more detail about all the hot women in the itinerary. Because our trip coincides with Americade, usually Thurs night at Blue Water Manor is wet t-shirt night. Last year's winner actually ended up coming out with 6 of her friends to our island to party. They hung out with us, still in their bikinis and wet t-shirts until about 1am when the water sheriff came with his automatic squirt gun and forcibly escorted the women back to the mainland.
Friday night is usually Carthaginian Sacrifice night and all the other campers on the other islands bring their virgin daughters in ritual sacrifice to the idols. We of course don't actually sacrifice the virgins, but in a more modern and humane version of this ancient practice, acting as agents on behalf of the idol we "sacrifice" them by having them dance for us in sacred ritual garb (and you don't want to miss the sacred ritual garb).
Saturday night is usually a 'recovery' night in which we recover all the MILFs and Cougars that weren't included in Thurs or Friday night. Hey, even older women deserve some time with the idol.
Sunday night is a bit more low-key since that is when the Tequila Crown is determined. But one perk of tequila night is that we have the tequila equivalent of Boxing Round Girls who pass out shots of tequila with Rick's custom tequila paddle. Strangely enough, Sunday nights on the island are about 15-25 degrees warmer than other nights and to keep from dehydrating the girls usually have to drink large amounts of tequila and take off their bikinis.
So I know, I know... sounds like a boring trip. But at least we have tequila on Sunday night.
I can't believe Todd didn't include more detail about all the hot women in the itinerary. Because our trip coincides with Americade, usually Thurs night at Blue Water Manor is wet t-shirt night. Last year's winner actually ended up coming out with 6 of her friends to our island to party. They hung out with us, still in their bikinis and wet t-shirts until about 1am when the water sheriff came with his automatic squirt gun and forcibly escorted the women back to the mainland.
Friday night is usually Carthaginian Sacrifice night and all the other campers on the other islands bring their virgin daughters in ritual sacrifice to the idols. We of course don't actually sacrifice the virgins, but in a more modern and humane version of this ancient practice, acting as agents on behalf of the idol we "sacrifice" them by having them dance for us in sacred ritual garb (and you don't want to miss the sacred ritual garb).
Saturday night is usually a 'recovery' night in which we recover all the MILFs and Cougars that weren't included in Thurs or Friday night. Hey, even older women deserve some time with the idol.
Sunday night is a bit more low-key since that is when the Tequila Crown is determined. But one perk of tequila night is that we have the tequila equivalent of Boxing Round Girls who pass out shots of tequila with Rick's custom tequila paddle. Strangely enough, Sunday nights on the island are about 15-25 degrees warmer than other nights and to keep from dehydrating the girls usually have to drink large amounts of tequila and take off their bikinis.
So I know, I know... sounds like a boring trip. But at least we have tequila on Sunday night.
A Proper Gentlemen's Club Decline
Rich G submits:
As usual the weekend looks awesome and while I hesitate to send regrets (at the risk of becoming a target of Sir Eisenstat) it looks like my participation is doubtful this year....
So where am I going to get my burning log jumping fix? Google it and you will soon realize that this is an activity that seems not to be known outside the confines of Huckleberry Isle. Odd you say... I think not! Ponder the question a bit and it will become obvious that this activity must be sparked by something indigenous to the island. I submit to you, the esteemed members of the Lake George Gentleman's Club, that this behavior is due to the influence of nothing other than..... the Idol. As what else could it be? What could cause grown men to risk life, limb, and taint by jumping over a fire stoked ever higher, to walk across a burning felled tree in sandals meant to traverse beaches, to attempt to explode glass bottles in close proximity to oneself, and to launch metal objects far into the night when the location of their return to terra firma cannot be guessed? It can only be explained by the power of the Idol!
So while I regret that I will not be able to pay homage I know you will make up for my absence and outdo the antics of years past. For it seems that each year the appetite of the Idol grows and can only be satiated by ever more elaborate secret rituals that if discovered, would cause the fingers of our wives (or significant/insignificant others) to be pointed and for them to utter the words: "What were you thinking.... dumb-ass"
Make me proud. I am sorry to miss it!
As usual the weekend looks awesome and while I hesitate to send regrets (at the risk of becoming a target of Sir Eisenstat) it looks like my participation is doubtful this year....
So where am I going to get my burning log jumping fix? Google it and you will soon realize that this is an activity that seems not to be known outside the confines of Huckleberry Isle. Odd you say... I think not! Ponder the question a bit and it will become obvious that this activity must be sparked by something indigenous to the island. I submit to you, the esteemed members of the Lake George Gentleman's Club, that this behavior is due to the influence of nothing other than..... the Idol. As what else could it be? What could cause grown men to risk life, limb, and taint by jumping over a fire stoked ever higher, to walk across a burning felled tree in sandals meant to traverse beaches, to attempt to explode glass bottles in close proximity to oneself, and to launch metal objects far into the night when the location of their return to terra firma cannot be guessed? It can only be explained by the power of the Idol!
So while I regret that I will not be able to pay homage I know you will make up for my absence and outdo the antics of years past. For it seems that each year the appetite of the Idol grows and can only be satiated by ever more elaborate secret rituals that if discovered, would cause the fingers of our wives (or significant/insignificant others) to be pointed and for them to utter the words: "What were you thinking.... dumb-ass"
Make me proud. I am sorry to miss it!
Thursday, May 20, 2010
2010 Agenda
This is the main agenda… however, if you cannot make certain days, no worries… we want you out there for however long you can stay!
Thursday, June 10th:
2:00pm - Meet at the Bottle King on Route 17 North - 476 State Route 17, Ramsey, NJ
2:55pm – Biological break for Larry
3:45pm – If needed… biological break for Larry
4:25pm – Most definitely a biological break for Larry. “Hey guys… I know we’re close… but I really gotta go!”
5:00pm - Arrive at Blue Water Manor
5:05pm – Provide excited and witty* banter with owner’s daughter/wife during check-in
5:15pm – Check out cabin and claim bunks… lay out clothes for the morning… hang curtains… clean bathroom… talk non-stop with unbridled enthusiasm about the ensuing weekend
5:30pm – Commence with dinner and drinks at the Blue Water Manor restaurant
7:00pm – Rekindle love affair with “Bear.”
8:00pm – Things begin to blur…
Friday, June 11th:
8:00am – Awaken to the sounds of Dan performing peaceful classical music movements.
8:30am – Meet at Waters Edge Marina
8:35am – Breakfast at Blue Water Manor
9:00am – Meet at Waters Edge Marina
9:05am – Post breakfast nap in cabin at Blue Water Manor
9:30am – Meet at Waters Edge Marina
9:35am - Provide even more witty* banter with owner’s daughter/wife during check-out. Phrases like, “we had a great time last night,” and “can’t wait to see you again next year” flow with great abundance
10:00am – FINALLY arrive at Waters Edge Marina
10:15am – Commence with “Boat Ops” to Huckleberry Island
10:30am – Group toast/shots to Huckleberry Island “Idols!”
10:31am – Gagging and choking due to it being too early for tequila after a wild evening
10:32am – Set-up camp
Noonish – Begin Gentlemen’s Club festivities, include – but not limited to the following:
Drink beer
Drink tequila… or any other hard alcohol of choice
Water skiing
Water tubing
Boat rides
Cornhole – the game to be more specific… although I’m aware of the “fresh air” syndrome
Hiking at the waterfall
Cliff jumping at Otter Cliffs
Swimming
Fishing
Getting stoned… the herbal way
Jump over the raging fire pit
Walk across the fire pit on burning logs… asbestos suit not provided, but encouraged
Blow up things
Spit alcohol into raging fire
Play “300”… one person is Leonidas and we invade other islands in purple bikini briefs
Stargaze
Shoot wildlife or passing boats with 80MM canons… just kidding Adrian…
Begin eating like “Kings”
Saturday June 12th:
Continue camp activities… may visit our friends at Blue Water Manor for cocktails
Sunday June 13th:
Continue camp activities… may visit our friends at Blue Water Manor for cocktails
Dark: Begin Tequila tasting competition!!
Several hours later: Crown “Best Tasting Tequila” for 2010!
Monday June 14th:
8:00am – Begin to break down camp
10:00am - Depart Huckleberry Island so Larry can make his flight
*Witty is subjective. Her interpretation of our “witty” banter is “idiotic” at best.
Thursday, June 10th:
2:00pm - Meet at the Bottle King on Route 17 North - 476 State Route 17, Ramsey, NJ
2:55pm – Biological break for Larry
3:45pm – If needed… biological break for Larry
4:25pm – Most definitely a biological break for Larry. “Hey guys… I know we’re close… but I really gotta go!”
5:00pm - Arrive at Blue Water Manor
5:05pm – Provide excited and witty* banter with owner’s daughter/wife during check-in
5:15pm – Check out cabin and claim bunks… lay out clothes for the morning… hang curtains… clean bathroom… talk non-stop with unbridled enthusiasm about the ensuing weekend
5:30pm – Commence with dinner and drinks at the Blue Water Manor restaurant
7:00pm – Rekindle love affair with “Bear.”
8:00pm – Things begin to blur…
Friday, June 11th:
8:00am – Awaken to the sounds of Dan performing peaceful classical music movements.
8:30am – Meet at Waters Edge Marina
8:35am – Breakfast at Blue Water Manor
9:00am – Meet at Waters Edge Marina
9:05am – Post breakfast nap in cabin at Blue Water Manor
9:30am – Meet at Waters Edge Marina
9:35am - Provide even more witty* banter with owner’s daughter/wife during check-out. Phrases like, “we had a great time last night,” and “can’t wait to see you again next year” flow with great abundance
10:00am – FINALLY arrive at Waters Edge Marina
10:15am – Commence with “Boat Ops” to Huckleberry Island
10:30am – Group toast/shots to Huckleberry Island “Idols!”
10:31am – Gagging and choking due to it being too early for tequila after a wild evening
10:32am – Set-up camp
Noonish – Begin Gentlemen’s Club festivities, include – but not limited to the following:
Drink beer
Drink tequila… or any other hard alcohol of choice
Water skiing
Water tubing
Boat rides
Cornhole – the game to be more specific… although I’m aware of the “fresh air” syndrome
Hiking at the waterfall
Cliff jumping at Otter Cliffs
Swimming
Fishing
Getting stoned… the herbal way
Jump over the raging fire pit
Walk across the fire pit on burning logs… asbestos suit not provided, but encouraged
Blow up things
Spit alcohol into raging fire
Play “300”… one person is Leonidas and we invade other islands in purple bikini briefs
Stargaze
Shoot wildlife or passing boats with 80MM canons… just kidding Adrian…
Begin eating like “Kings”
Saturday June 12th:
Continue camp activities… may visit our friends at Blue Water Manor for cocktails
Sunday June 13th:
Continue camp activities… may visit our friends at Blue Water Manor for cocktails
Dark: Begin Tequila tasting competition!!
Several hours later: Crown “Best Tasting Tequila” for 2010!
Monday June 14th:
8:00am – Begin to break down camp
10:00am - Depart Huckleberry Island so Larry can make his flight
*Witty is subjective. Her interpretation of our “witty” banter is “idiotic” at best.
Chef Dan Points out Menu Highlights!
Hello fellow idol worshipers!
Though the menu has not yet been planned I felt an enticement was necessary to push the fence straddlers into the committed category. So here are a few of the items expected to be on this year’s menu:
Korean Honey Sesame Marinated Skirt Steaks – a Huckleberry mainstay having been enjoyed on the island beginning the year prior to the inaugural year of the Gentlemen’s Club and has been required by founding member Larry on all trips since! He also bugs me about it at least once in every conversation we have – there were some discussions with his wedding’s caterer, however, the royalty fees they offered were grossly inadequate (sorry Larry)
Susur Lee's Chinese BBQ Pork Loin – for this recipe I scoured Chinatown (hey not all of us get to travel the world like Rick) and found this delicacy – though I switched the meat choice from cat to pork loin because, well, you know...
Crab Artichoke Dip – Added to the trip in 2006 after the concept of dips for camping was introduced to me at a Giants tailgate this dip is a succulent delicacy - I import Scaruvian crabs and painstakingly extract the meat (for those who don’t know, the Scaruvian crabs have an exquisitely delicate flavor and are found only off the coast of Norway, the one drawback is that their exoskeleton are by far the hardest of any crustacean and almost as hard as turtles making meat extraction extremely difficult) – the flavor is worth it! When combined with artichoke the results are sublime. Best of all, this dish is not at all fattening, however, those with cholesterol issues may want to steer clear.
Chef Dan’s Burgers – an ancient family recipe was used as the base for my burgers – after numerous adaptations I believe I make the world’s greatest burgers, I must make a special acknowledgment to Todd who suggested adding Dijon which brought the recipe in a new direction and led to its current state; for unknown reasons they are particularly tasty @ 2am; interesting fact: though not on Huckelberry, Gus is the only known man to awake from a dead sleep in his tent at 2am to eat a burger before returning to his slumber. A patent is pending on the recipe.
Bobby Flay Shrimp – though Bobby thinks he can cook, I have adapted his recipe and raised the dish to a new level; my tailgate buddies felt so strongly that unbeknown to me, they challenged Bobby to a Throwdown. To my surprise while preparing for the Giants – Philly tailgate this past season Bobby and his television crew appeared and accepted the challenge – dressed in Philly garb no less! In front a raucous crowd the Throwdown was filled with trash talking both football and food. In the end I was crowned the unanimous winner by the 3 judges provided by the Bobby Flay show. In defeat, Bobby graciously relinquished his Philly Jersey and adorned the Giants Blue. The show is set to air this summer, check your local listings.
El Nino Dip – Mexican food is sadly not well represented on the trip so this mouth watering dip with its spicy kick is provided in deference to the idols whose wood, as legend has it, is of partial Mexican decent.
Maple Chipotle Wings – a new creation added for this upcoming trip – your mouth with water for this combination of sweet and spice; quantity planning is an issue for me as I have yet to make enough of these for any crowd; side note: I will not abandon some of the other wings that have been present on previous trips so there will be a variety of wing selections.
Bacon Wrapped Scallops – Added in 2007 this crowd pleaser will return – for this year’s rendition I am currently slow curing the bacon using a combination of Hickory, Apple and Cinnamon; the scallops will be picked up from the docks on Thursday morning right before we leave to insure freshness and the dish will be put together on the island. I am picking Larry up from the airport on my way back from the docks.
Black Worms over Sea Slugs – These worms are being delivered straight from China by Rick himself and will be served on cured Sea Slugs accompanied by an exquisite Veloute with lemongrass, lime, shallots, scallions and habanero’s. I had considered serving them with raw snails, however the rubbery snails and chewy worms did not complement each other. Quail eggs were also considered, unfortunately the flavors of the eggs and worms together left a vile film on the tongue that did not go away easily, my tasting group is still not talking to me.
My friends, this is just a sample – I will spend the remaining time tinkering with the menu to create a gastronomical experience befitting of our return to Huckleberry.
As Larry’s Mom has been quoted – this is not camping it’s a gentlemen’s picnic.
Regards,
Chef Dan
Though the menu has not yet been planned I felt an enticement was necessary to push the fence straddlers into the committed category. So here are a few of the items expected to be on this year’s menu:
Korean Honey Sesame Marinated Skirt Steaks – a Huckleberry mainstay having been enjoyed on the island beginning the year prior to the inaugural year of the Gentlemen’s Club and has been required by founding member Larry on all trips since! He also bugs me about it at least once in every conversation we have – there were some discussions with his wedding’s caterer, however, the royalty fees they offered were grossly inadequate (sorry Larry)
Susur Lee's Chinese BBQ Pork Loin – for this recipe I scoured Chinatown (hey not all of us get to travel the world like Rick) and found this delicacy – though I switched the meat choice from cat to pork loin because, well, you know...
Crab Artichoke Dip – Added to the trip in 2006 after the concept of dips for camping was introduced to me at a Giants tailgate this dip is a succulent delicacy - I import Scaruvian crabs and painstakingly extract the meat (for those who don’t know, the Scaruvian crabs have an exquisitely delicate flavor and are found only off the coast of Norway, the one drawback is that their exoskeleton are by far the hardest of any crustacean and almost as hard as turtles making meat extraction extremely difficult) – the flavor is worth it! When combined with artichoke the results are sublime. Best of all, this dish is not at all fattening, however, those with cholesterol issues may want to steer clear.
Chef Dan’s Burgers – an ancient family recipe was used as the base for my burgers – after numerous adaptations I believe I make the world’s greatest burgers, I must make a special acknowledgment to Todd who suggested adding Dijon which brought the recipe in a new direction and led to its current state; for unknown reasons they are particularly tasty @ 2am; interesting fact: though not on Huckelberry, Gus is the only known man to awake from a dead sleep in his tent at 2am to eat a burger before returning to his slumber. A patent is pending on the recipe.
Bobby Flay Shrimp – though Bobby thinks he can cook, I have adapted his recipe and raised the dish to a new level; my tailgate buddies felt so strongly that unbeknown to me, they challenged Bobby to a Throwdown. To my surprise while preparing for the Giants – Philly tailgate this past season Bobby and his television crew appeared and accepted the challenge – dressed in Philly garb no less! In front a raucous crowd the Throwdown was filled with trash talking both football and food. In the end I was crowned the unanimous winner by the 3 judges provided by the Bobby Flay show. In defeat, Bobby graciously relinquished his Philly Jersey and adorned the Giants Blue. The show is set to air this summer, check your local listings.
El Nino Dip – Mexican food is sadly not well represented on the trip so this mouth watering dip with its spicy kick is provided in deference to the idols whose wood, as legend has it, is of partial Mexican decent.
Maple Chipotle Wings – a new creation added for this upcoming trip – your mouth with water for this combination of sweet and spice; quantity planning is an issue for me as I have yet to make enough of these for any crowd; side note: I will not abandon some of the other wings that have been present on previous trips so there will be a variety of wing selections.
Bacon Wrapped Scallops – Added in 2007 this crowd pleaser will return – for this year’s rendition I am currently slow curing the bacon using a combination of Hickory, Apple and Cinnamon; the scallops will be picked up from the docks on Thursday morning right before we leave to insure freshness and the dish will be put together on the island. I am picking Larry up from the airport on my way back from the docks.
Black Worms over Sea Slugs – These worms are being delivered straight from China by Rick himself and will be served on cured Sea Slugs accompanied by an exquisite Veloute with lemongrass, lime, shallots, scallions and habanero’s. I had considered serving them with raw snails, however the rubbery snails and chewy worms did not complement each other. Quail eggs were also considered, unfortunately the flavors of the eggs and worms together left a vile film on the tongue that did not go away easily, my tasting group is still not talking to me.
My friends, this is just a sample – I will spend the remaining time tinkering with the menu to create a gastronomical experience befitting of our return to Huckleberry.
As Larry’s Mom has been quoted – this is not camping it’s a gentlemen’s picnic.
Regards,
Chef Dan
2010 Elite Club Update II
We are now at eleven!
I’m happy to report that Scott (Wildmoser) Todd is in for Friday am through Sunday pm… complete with his “high-tech” foot and paddle powered kayak!
I’m happy to report that Scott (Wildmoser) Todd is in for Friday am through Sunday pm… complete with his “high-tech” foot and paddle powered kayak!
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
The First Huckleberry Island Idol
Thanks to Romeo, we were able to dig up a couple classics from the summer of '06 when we created the first "Idol!"
Larry looks possessed... or perhaps just ate something bad...
The first "Idol" is securely fastened by Adrian high above the campsite:
The Prestigious Group of Gentlemen from 2006:
Larry looks possessed... or perhaps just ate something bad...
The first "Idol" is securely fastened by Adrian high above the campsite:
The Prestigious Group of Gentlemen from 2006:
Updated Gentlemen's Club Total for 2010
With the addition of Matthias von Fischesserstein the Fourth, we are now ten strong for this year. Many of you are still on the bubble. Please let me know what needs to be done to persuade you to attend this year!
Gentlemanly note from Matthias requesting Acceptance:
Kindest of kind sirs,
I must beg your forbearance for my dilatory response. If, perchance, accomodation may still be made, I would truly enjoy being included in your group for the upcoming trip.
My qualifications should be a matter of record. If more information, references, etc, are required, please inform me as such.
Agavely yours,
Matthias von Fischesserstein IV
Gentlemanly note from Matthias requesting Acceptance:
Kindest of kind sirs,
I must beg your forbearance for my dilatory response. If, perchance, accomodation may still be made, I would truly enjoy being included in your group for the upcoming trip.
My qualifications should be a matter of record. If more information, references, etc, are required, please inform me as such.
Agavely yours,
Matthias von Fischesserstein IV
Friday, May 14, 2010
HuckleBerry Island Tequila Disclaimer
It is suggested that all should review the fine print from the Lake George Gentleman Club’s standard waiver, to be sure that you have no qualms concerning the following (as provided by Rick):
…The Lake George Gentleman’s Club will not be held responsible for damage incurred to any of the bodily organs of any of it’s members during the course of their presence at Huckleberry Island. While attending, you will likely imbibe large quantities of alcohol, especially tequila which is an integral component of the club’s longstanding rituals. Alcohol induced liver damage can lead to poor health, cirrhosis and even death. Brain damage from excess alcohol can lead to impaired judgment, memory loss, blindness and/or psychosis (as has been experienced by some previous attendees). Huckleberry Island is a natural habitat with many innate hazards (cliffs, surrounding deep water, falling trees, bears, etc). Alcohol induced impaired judgment may lead to unhappy encounters with such natural hazards….
…The Lake George Gentleman’s Club will not be held responsible for damage incurred to any of the bodily organs of any of it’s members during the course of their presence at Huckleberry Island. While attending, you will likely imbibe large quantities of alcohol, especially tequila which is an integral component of the club’s longstanding rituals. Alcohol induced liver damage can lead to poor health, cirrhosis and even death. Brain damage from excess alcohol can lead to impaired judgment, memory loss, blindness and/or psychosis (as has been experienced by some previous attendees). Huckleberry Island is a natural habitat with many innate hazards (cliffs, surrounding deep water, falling trees, bears, etc). Alcohol induced impaired judgment may lead to unhappy encounters with such natural hazards….
The 2010 Gentlemen's Club "IN" Crowd
Rick S:
Dear Mr Toddson,
Your message has made it's way to me while on a train from Hong Kong to Szhenzhen, China. I will immediately adjust my course and begin my journey to Huckleberry island. I trust that I will make it in time to join in the full period of festivities.
During the course of my travels, I will be in search of the world's finest tequila.
I trust that the earth finds all in harmony and peacefulness.
I’ve found a yummy treat while in China. The Worms Black on Sea Slug are delightful (and go well with the Mescal tequila worms). I’m bringing a few containers for you to flavor up w/some of your special sauce on the island. I was quite surprised to learn that the Chinese think that snails (escargot) are disgusting. Nathalie, my French wife, will be disappointed to learn this (she has a great recipe, would you care for me to bring it)? The Chinese are also offended that Westerners think that they eat dog; “that’s the Koreans who do that”. I’m on my way to Korea now. Would anyone like to put in a request? Chihuahua? Pekingese? Not sure how well the meat will keep; but Dan I know you can do wonders with that grill…
Gus Mesopotamiaskolopis:
Count me in. Hope every one is well and looking forward to seeing all
Romeo:
I am looking forward to it! And, yes I will bring the house, a roll of Bounty and a spray bottle.
Cenk:
Todd and gentlemen,
Very excited to see the plans about the Huckleberry Island. Count me in, I am ready for the 2010 pilgrimage!! I am starting a new job this Monday. I will be arriving Saturday and departing Sunday since I don't believe I can take any days off from new workplace in June.
Look forward to seeing you all. Cenk Picture from 2007
Doug L.:
Illustrious Group Members:
Given my weak qualifications, I am hoping to join your midst for that weekend on the basis of nepotism, having inherited Larry as a relative by marriage.
Tequilla and I have a long and storied past. In the early 2000's I rode the 2 train from Brooklyn to the end of the line in the Bronx and back tot he other end in Brooklyn, passed out after a x-mas party filled with shots.
Turning several years later, a Hearts game, which required a shot every time you ended up with the dreaded queen of spades, resulted in in interesting night speaking with my old porcelin friend.
Ata friend's bachelor party, I was roused from a street stoop by a cop who had taken my wallet from my pocket...another tribute to mr tequilla
When I graduated from college, my only salable skill was beer pong. I plied that trade for many years, but never made it off the sattelite tour.
None of this, I realize measures up tio the high standards of this group. Yet by apprentiucing at the feet of the best, my hopes are to raise my game to a higher level.
Ken B.: Count me in!
Dear Mr Toddson,
Your message has made it's way to me while on a train from Hong Kong to Szhenzhen, China. I will immediately adjust my course and begin my journey to Huckleberry island. I trust that I will make it in time to join in the full period of festivities.
During the course of my travels, I will be in search of the world's finest tequila.
I trust that the earth finds all in harmony and peacefulness.
I’ve found a yummy treat while in China. The Worms Black on Sea Slug are delightful (and go well with the Mescal tequila worms). I’m bringing a few containers for you to flavor up w/some of your special sauce on the island. I was quite surprised to learn that the Chinese think that snails (escargot) are disgusting. Nathalie, my French wife, will be disappointed to learn this (she has a great recipe, would you care for me to bring it)? The Chinese are also offended that Westerners think that they eat dog; “that’s the Koreans who do that”. I’m on my way to Korea now. Would anyone like to put in a request? Chihuahua? Pekingese? Not sure how well the meat will keep; but Dan I know you can do wonders with that grill…
Gus Mesopotamiaskolopis:
Count me in. Hope every one is well and looking forward to seeing all
Romeo:
I am looking forward to it! And, yes I will bring the house, a roll of Bounty and a spray bottle.
Cenk:
Todd and gentlemen,
Very excited to see the plans about the Huckleberry Island. Count me in, I am ready for the 2010 pilgrimage!! I am starting a new job this Monday. I will be arriving Saturday and departing Sunday since I don't believe I can take any days off from new workplace in June.
Look forward to seeing you all. Cenk Picture from 2007
Doug L.:
Illustrious Group Members:
Given my weak qualifications, I am hoping to join your midst for that weekend on the basis of nepotism, having inherited Larry as a relative by marriage.
Tequilla and I have a long and storied past. In the early 2000's I rode the 2 train from Brooklyn to the end of the line in the Bronx and back tot he other end in Brooklyn, passed out after a x-mas party filled with shots.
Turning several years later, a Hearts game, which required a shot every time you ended up with the dreaded queen of spades, resulted in in interesting night speaking with my old porcelin friend.
Ata friend's bachelor party, I was roused from a street stoop by a cop who had taken my wallet from my pocket...another tribute to mr tequilla
When I graduated from college, my only salable skill was beer pong. I plied that trade for many years, but never made it off the sattelite tour.
None of this, I realize measures up tio the high standards of this group. Yet by apprentiucing at the feet of the best, my hopes are to raise my game to a higher level.
Ken B.: Count me in!
HuckleBerry Island Camping Tips
The Lake George Gentlemen’s weekend is just around the corner, and that means it's almost time for fun in the great outdoors. Here are some tips to make your Huckleberry camping excursion safe and enjoyable:
• Though not widely reported, America's raccoons and opossums are pitted against each other in a fierce turf war. Avoid getting caught in the crossfire.
• Steam all water and lick the condensation off of your own tent canvas. Using a bucket to capture rain water works as well.
• Waking up feeling groggy with a sore anus is perfectly normal on camping excursions. It has to do with the fresh air, so keep quiet and don't tell anyone about it.
• For a fun trip through the fertile fields of the imagination, we are still in discussion about bringing a TV and satellite antennae for all day TV viewing! We realize that someone out there will not want to miss “So You Think You Can Dance.”
• Remember: Snakes are freaky-looking creatures that will scare you. Why? The little guys don't have any legs at all.
• No matter what people tell you, do not take a long hike off a short pier. Drowning may result.
• Packing women's makeup and a feather boa will not be tolerated. However, extra toilet paper is encouraged.
• When facing an enraged grizzly bear, be sure to wear comfortable, waterproof shoes and thick socks.
• A good rule of thumb regarding campground etiquette is that if someone yells “FIRE IN THE HOLE,” you should not just duck, but completely hit the dirt or hide behind the nearest tree immediately. Hiding behind a fellow member is acceptable if he chooses to remain standing to watch the festivities.
• Huckleberry is home to many magnificent forms of indigenous wildlife. Be sure to carry a rifle with plenty of stopping power.
• To hike, put one foot in front of the other, propelling yourself forward at a steady, workmanlike pace. After repeating this action thousands of times, you will theoretically begin to experience "fun."
More tips to follow...
• Though not widely reported, America's raccoons and opossums are pitted against each other in a fierce turf war. Avoid getting caught in the crossfire.
• Steam all water and lick the condensation off of your own tent canvas. Using a bucket to capture rain water works as well.
• Waking up feeling groggy with a sore anus is perfectly normal on camping excursions. It has to do with the fresh air, so keep quiet and don't tell anyone about it.
• For a fun trip through the fertile fields of the imagination, we are still in discussion about bringing a TV and satellite antennae for all day TV viewing! We realize that someone out there will not want to miss “So You Think You Can Dance.”
• Remember: Snakes are freaky-looking creatures that will scare you. Why? The little guys don't have any legs at all.
• No matter what people tell you, do not take a long hike off a short pier. Drowning may result.
• Packing women's makeup and a feather boa will not be tolerated. However, extra toilet paper is encouraged.
• When facing an enraged grizzly bear, be sure to wear comfortable, waterproof shoes and thick socks.
• A good rule of thumb regarding campground etiquette is that if someone yells “FIRE IN THE HOLE,” you should not just duck, but completely hit the dirt or hide behind the nearest tree immediately. Hiding behind a fellow member is acceptable if he chooses to remain standing to watch the festivities.
• Huckleberry is home to many magnificent forms of indigenous wildlife. Be sure to carry a rifle with plenty of stopping power.
• To hike, put one foot in front of the other, propelling yourself forward at a steady, workmanlike pace. After repeating this action thousands of times, you will theoretically begin to experience "fun."
More tips to follow...
Brief Huckleberry Island Gentlemen’s Club History
2003 – Inaugural year – A small group of Gentlemen make way to Huckleberry Island in a twelve-foot tin rowboat with a ten horsepower back-up engine when your arms tire. We take one of the three campsites on the island.
2004 – Our numbers grow by three. Again we deal with the twelve-foot tin rowboat with a ten horsepower engine. We take one of the three campsites on the island. We discover fire-spitting, cliff-jumping, and Victoria waterfalls where I almost become the first idol human sacrifice.
2005 – We go to a motorboat… 35 Horsepower… you can almost feel the wind in your hair. Blowing things up in the campfire becomes interesting. It rains almost the whole time and we are freezing. While our cloths are outside trying to dry in the soaking rain, we all gather in one small tent for warmth. We actually burn an entire tree… over the campfire of course… piece by piece. The first "Idol" is created in an attempt to stop the rain.
2006 – We get a bigger motorboat… 100 horsepower… something like that. We can now actually go somewhere… we can visit… and visit we do. We go to Blue Water Manor for afternoon drinks… We don’t tell Doc Rich… we leave him behind to guard the camp from wild college girls on location for “Girls Gone Wild – Lake George edition.” We secure the entire island for ourselves!
2007 – We get a bigger motorboat… the biggest they have… 135 horsepower. It’s my bachelor party weekend, and we add an additional day to the weekend. We stay at the Blue Water Manor for dinner and drinks on Thursday night. It is at this time that we first meet the hulking biker guy known only as “Bear.” With much tequila flowing during my party, Bear becomes somewhat fond of me… and somehow, some way… I become “Bear Cub.” We begin the “tequila tasting” competition. Fire walking and fire jumping become a common practice. Explosions become louder… we graduate to detonating kegs. Someone thinks it would be cool to bring dynamite the following year. Fishing becomes popular… water skiing is attempted.
2008 - We continue to get our 135 horsepower motorboat. We think we’re big cheese now… Joe brings a jet boat with 550 horsepower. Fishing is huge… as well as tubing and skiing. Staying at the Blue Water Manor for dinner and drinks on Thursday night becomes an annual event now. We continue the “tequila tasting” competition. Fire walking and fire jumping are less of an event due to all the water activities. Explosions are just as loud as the year before. Again, someone thinks it would be cool to bring dynamite the following year. It is the first time that I have noticed that many of our members sport heads that are completely clean shaven. The second "Idol" is created.
2009 – Larry got married. Instead of visiting the island, we went to Sammy’s… many of you probably remember “part” of the evening.
2010 – To be written at a later date.
2004 – Our numbers grow by three. Again we deal with the twelve-foot tin rowboat with a ten horsepower engine. We take one of the three campsites on the island. We discover fire-spitting, cliff-jumping, and Victoria waterfalls where I almost become the first idol human sacrifice.
2005 – We go to a motorboat… 35 Horsepower… you can almost feel the wind in your hair. Blowing things up in the campfire becomes interesting. It rains almost the whole time and we are freezing. While our cloths are outside trying to dry in the soaking rain, we all gather in one small tent for warmth. We actually burn an entire tree… over the campfire of course… piece by piece. The first "Idol" is created in an attempt to stop the rain.
2006 – We get a bigger motorboat… 100 horsepower… something like that. We can now actually go somewhere… we can visit… and visit we do. We go to Blue Water Manor for afternoon drinks… We don’t tell Doc Rich… we leave him behind to guard the camp from wild college girls on location for “Girls Gone Wild – Lake George edition.” We secure the entire island for ourselves!
2007 – We get a bigger motorboat… the biggest they have… 135 horsepower. It’s my bachelor party weekend, and we add an additional day to the weekend. We stay at the Blue Water Manor for dinner and drinks on Thursday night. It is at this time that we first meet the hulking biker guy known only as “Bear.” With much tequila flowing during my party, Bear becomes somewhat fond of me… and somehow, some way… I become “Bear Cub.” We begin the “tequila tasting” competition. Fire walking and fire jumping become a common practice. Explosions become louder… we graduate to detonating kegs. Someone thinks it would be cool to bring dynamite the following year. Fishing becomes popular… water skiing is attempted.
2008 - We continue to get our 135 horsepower motorboat. We think we’re big cheese now… Joe brings a jet boat with 550 horsepower. Fishing is huge… as well as tubing and skiing. Staying at the Blue Water Manor for dinner and drinks on Thursday night becomes an annual event now. We continue the “tequila tasting” competition. Fire walking and fire jumping are less of an event due to all the water activities. Explosions are just as loud as the year before. Again, someone thinks it would be cool to bring dynamite the following year. It is the first time that I have noticed that many of our members sport heads that are completely clean shaven. The second "Idol" is created.
2009 – Larry got married. Instead of visiting the island, we went to Sammy’s… many of you probably remember “part” of the evening.
2010 – To be written at a later date.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Honorary “Huckleberry” Island Members - Past and Present
Larry E. – Member since 2003 - Co-Founder, Diplomat, Inspiration, Party Planner, Nickname Provider, Tequila Judge: Finalist
Danny M. – Member since 2003 - Co-Founder, Head Chef... only chef, Food Specialist, BBQ Tech, Propane Expert
Todd S. – Member since 2004 - Co-Founder (Honor bestowed upon by Larry and Dan… was a formal “knight” like ceremony), Website Management, Lake Navigator, and mascot "Bear Cub"
Romeo D. – Member since 2004 – brings multi-family tent complex every year for members who don’t have tents. Champion “alcohol” fire spitter!
Doc Rich – Member since 2004 – The only person with “Doc” as both a title and name within sixty miles.
Gus Megalopolis – Member since 2004 – Overall nice guy and Everybody Loves Raymond Look alike. Will be the last to go to bed each night, but will be the first to joke with someone about dating a girl with a guys's name. Best skier around when Scott and Joe are not present.
Adrian “Chuckles” M. – Member since 2005 – Extremely pleasant demeanor. Can climb trees to ridiculous heights without necessary climbing gear or safety equipment. Generally, in years he has attended, has acted as the island’s demolition expert. His motto: “There’s nothing I can’t blow up!”
Scott “Don’t call me Todd Wildmoser” T. – Member since 2007 – First to engineer a “foot propelled” kayak and to catch and eat fish off the Docks at Huckleberry (fishfry served 7-9am)
Graham S. – Member in 2007 - the next morning – First to swim around Huckleberry Island. First to swim around Huckleberry Island more than once. First to swim around Huckleberry Island for more than one continuous lap. First to wear a button-down dress shirt to the island.
Mike "FINSTER" S. – Member since 2007 – Huckleberry Island photographer… memory collector… evidence provider, Huckleberry “CSI” investigator.
Jon P. – Member in 2007 – First person to cross raging campfire on burning tree log. The first person to actually leap the raging campfire. His Huckleberry expectation is to get as close as possible to being the first human sacrifice… without actually being the first sacrifice to the idols. Later was sacrificed by wife.
Joe K. – Member since 2007 – Two words: JET BOAT! This boat will hit you with enough “Gs” that bodily fluids from your mouth and nose will simply smear across your face. Lifting an appendage to wipe away anything will prove to be futile.
Rick S. – Member since 2007 – Will ensure quality tequila is in abundance, and that everyone has had three or four shots at arrival, at all sunsets, at all campfire meals, at all sunrises, before bedtime, and for those who forget to bring their mouthwash for mornings.
Cenk - Member since 2007 – Second to swim around Huckleberry Island.
Danny M. – Member since 2003 - Co-Founder, Head Chef... only chef, Food Specialist, BBQ Tech, Propane Expert
Todd S. – Member since 2004 - Co-Founder (Honor bestowed upon by Larry and Dan… was a formal “knight” like ceremony), Website Management, Lake Navigator, and mascot "Bear Cub"
Romeo D. – Member since 2004 – brings multi-family tent complex every year for members who don’t have tents. Champion “alcohol” fire spitter!
Doc Rich – Member since 2004 – The only person with “Doc” as both a title and name within sixty miles.
Gus Megalopolis – Member since 2004 – Overall nice guy and Everybody Loves Raymond Look alike. Will be the last to go to bed each night, but will be the first to joke with someone about dating a girl with a guys's name. Best skier around when Scott and Joe are not present.
Adrian “Chuckles” M. – Member since 2005 – Extremely pleasant demeanor. Can climb trees to ridiculous heights without necessary climbing gear or safety equipment. Generally, in years he has attended, has acted as the island’s demolition expert. His motto: “There’s nothing I can’t blow up!”
Scott “Don’t call me Todd Wildmoser” T. – Member since 2007 – First to engineer a “foot propelled” kayak and to catch and eat fish off the Docks at Huckleberry (fishfry served 7-9am)
Graham S. – Member in 2007 - the next morning – First to swim around Huckleberry Island. First to swim around Huckleberry Island more than once. First to swim around Huckleberry Island for more than one continuous lap. First to wear a button-down dress shirt to the island.
Mike "FINSTER" S. – Member since 2007 – Huckleberry Island photographer… memory collector… evidence provider, Huckleberry “CSI” investigator.
Jon P. – Member in 2007 – First person to cross raging campfire on burning tree log. The first person to actually leap the raging campfire. His Huckleberry expectation is to get as close as possible to being the first human sacrifice… without actually being the first sacrifice to the idols. Later was sacrificed by wife.
Joe K. – Member since 2007 – Two words: JET BOAT! This boat will hit you with enough “Gs” that bodily fluids from your mouth and nose will simply smear across your face. Lifting an appendage to wipe away anything will prove to be futile.
Rick S. – Member since 2007 – Will ensure quality tequila is in abundance, and that everyone has had three or four shots at arrival, at all sunsets, at all campfire meals, at all sunrises, before bedtime, and for those who forget to bring their mouthwash for mornings.
Cenk - Member since 2007 – Second to swim around Huckleberry Island.
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