2010 Agenda

This is the main agenda… however, if you cannot make certain days, no worries… we want you out there for however long you can stay!

Thursday, June 10th:

2:00pm - Meet at the Bottle King on Route 17 North - 476 State Route 17, Ramsey, NJ

2:55pm – Biological break for Larry

3:45pm – If needed… biological break for Larry

4:25pm – Most definitely a biological break for Larry. “Hey guys… I know we’re close… but I really gotta go!”

5:00pm - Arrive at Blue Water Manor

5:05pm – Provide excited and witty* banter with owner’s daughter/wife during check-in

5:15pm – Check out cabin and claim bunks… lay out clothes for the morning… hang curtains… clean bathroom… talk non-stop with unbridled enthusiasm about the ensuing weekend

5:30pm – Commence with dinner and drinks at the Blue Water Manor restaurant

7:00pm – Rekindle love affair with “Bear.”

8:00pm – Things begin to blur…

Friday, June 11th:

8:00am – Awaken to the sounds of Dan performing peaceful classical music movements.

8:30am – Meet at Waters Edge Marina

8:35am – Breakfast at Blue Water Manor

9:00am – Meet at Waters Edge Marina

9:05am – Post breakfast nap in cabin at Blue Water Manor

9:30am – Meet at Waters Edge Marina

9:35am - Provide even more witty* banter with owner’s daughter/wife during check-out. Phrases like, “we had a great time last night,” and “can’t wait to see you again next year” flow with great abundance

10:00am – FINALLY arrive at Waters Edge Marina

10:15am – Commence with “Boat Ops” to Huckleberry Island
10:30am – Group toast/shots to Huckleberry Island “Idols!”

10:31am – Gagging and choking due to it being too early for tequila after a wild evening

10:32am – Set-up camp

Noonish – Begin Gentlemen’s Club festivities, include – but not limited to the following:
Drink beer
Drink tequila… or any other hard alcohol of choice
Water skiing
Water tubing
Boat rides
Cornhole – the game to be more specific… although I’m aware of the “fresh air” syndrome
Hiking at the waterfall
Cliff jumping at Otter Cliffs
Swimming
Fishing
Getting stoned… the herbal way
Jump over the raging fire pit
Walk across the fire pit on burning logs… asbestos suit not provided, but encouraged
Blow up things
Spit alcohol into raging fire
Play “300”… one person is Leonidas and we invade other islands in purple bikini briefs
Stargaze
Shoot wildlife or passing boats with 80MM canons… just kidding Adrian…
Begin eating like “Kings”

Saturday June 12th:

Continue camp activities… may visit our friends at Blue Water Manor for cocktails

Sunday June 13th:

Continue camp activities… may visit our friends at Blue Water Manor for cocktails

Dark: Begin Tequila tasting competition!!

Several hours later: Crown “Best Tasting Tequila” for 2010!

Monday June 14th:

8:00am – Begin to break down camp

10:00am - Depart Huckleberry Island so Larry can make his flight

*Witty is subjective. Her interpretation of our “witty” banter is “idiotic” at best.