We are now at eleven!
I’m happy to report that Scott (Wildmoser) Todd is in for Friday am through Sunday pm… complete with his “high-tech” foot and paddle powered kayak!
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
The First Huckleberry Island Idol
Thanks to Romeo, we were able to dig up a couple classics from the summer of '06 when we created the first "Idol!"
Larry looks possessed... or perhaps just ate something bad...
The first "Idol" is securely fastened by Adrian high above the campsite:
The Prestigious Group of Gentlemen from 2006:
Larry looks possessed... or perhaps just ate something bad...
The first "Idol" is securely fastened by Adrian high above the campsite:
The Prestigious Group of Gentlemen from 2006:
Updated Gentlemen's Club Total for 2010
With the addition of Matthias von Fischesserstein the Fourth, we are now ten strong for this year. Many of you are still on the bubble. Please let me know what needs to be done to persuade you to attend this year!
Gentlemanly note from Matthias requesting Acceptance:
Kindest of kind sirs,
I must beg your forbearance for my dilatory response. If, perchance, accomodation may still be made, I would truly enjoy being included in your group for the upcoming trip.
My qualifications should be a matter of record. If more information, references, etc, are required, please inform me as such.
Agavely yours,
Matthias von Fischesserstein IV
Gentlemanly note from Matthias requesting Acceptance:
Kindest of kind sirs,
I must beg your forbearance for my dilatory response. If, perchance, accomodation may still be made, I would truly enjoy being included in your group for the upcoming trip.
My qualifications should be a matter of record. If more information, references, etc, are required, please inform me as such.
Agavely yours,
Matthias von Fischesserstein IV
Friday, May 14, 2010
HuckleBerry Island Tequila Disclaimer
It is suggested that all should review the fine print from the Lake George Gentleman Club’s standard waiver, to be sure that you have no qualms concerning the following (as provided by Rick):
…The Lake George Gentleman’s Club will not be held responsible for damage incurred to any of the bodily organs of any of it’s members during the course of their presence at Huckleberry Island. While attending, you will likely imbibe large quantities of alcohol, especially tequila which is an integral component of the club’s longstanding rituals. Alcohol induced liver damage can lead to poor health, cirrhosis and even death. Brain damage from excess alcohol can lead to impaired judgment, memory loss, blindness and/or psychosis (as has been experienced by some previous attendees). Huckleberry Island is a natural habitat with many innate hazards (cliffs, surrounding deep water, falling trees, bears, etc). Alcohol induced impaired judgment may lead to unhappy encounters with such natural hazards….
…The Lake George Gentleman’s Club will not be held responsible for damage incurred to any of the bodily organs of any of it’s members during the course of their presence at Huckleberry Island. While attending, you will likely imbibe large quantities of alcohol, especially tequila which is an integral component of the club’s longstanding rituals. Alcohol induced liver damage can lead to poor health, cirrhosis and even death. Brain damage from excess alcohol can lead to impaired judgment, memory loss, blindness and/or psychosis (as has been experienced by some previous attendees). Huckleberry Island is a natural habitat with many innate hazards (cliffs, surrounding deep water, falling trees, bears, etc). Alcohol induced impaired judgment may lead to unhappy encounters with such natural hazards….
The 2010 Gentlemen's Club "IN" Crowd
Rick S:
Dear Mr Toddson,
Your message has made it's way to me while on a train from Hong Kong to Szhenzhen, China. I will immediately adjust my course and begin my journey to Huckleberry island. I trust that I will make it in time to join in the full period of festivities.
During the course of my travels, I will be in search of the world's finest tequila.
I trust that the earth finds all in harmony and peacefulness.
I’ve found a yummy treat while in China. The Worms Black on Sea Slug are delightful (and go well with the Mescal tequila worms). I’m bringing a few containers for you to flavor up w/some of your special sauce on the island. I was quite surprised to learn that the Chinese think that snails (escargot) are disgusting. Nathalie, my French wife, will be disappointed to learn this (she has a great recipe, would you care for me to bring it)? The Chinese are also offended that Westerners think that they eat dog; “that’s the Koreans who do that”. I’m on my way to Korea now. Would anyone like to put in a request? Chihuahua? Pekingese? Not sure how well the meat will keep; but Dan I know you can do wonders with that grill…
Gus Mesopotamiaskolopis:
Count me in. Hope every one is well and looking forward to seeing all
Romeo:
I am looking forward to it! And, yes I will bring the house, a roll of Bounty and a spray bottle.
Cenk:
Todd and gentlemen,
Very excited to see the plans about the Huckleberry Island. Count me in, I am ready for the 2010 pilgrimage!! I am starting a new job this Monday. I will be arriving Saturday and departing Sunday since I don't believe I can take any days off from new workplace in June.
Look forward to seeing you all. Cenk Picture from 2007
Doug L.:
Illustrious Group Members:
Given my weak qualifications, I am hoping to join your midst for that weekend on the basis of nepotism, having inherited Larry as a relative by marriage.
Tequilla and I have a long and storied past. In the early 2000's I rode the 2 train from Brooklyn to the end of the line in the Bronx and back tot he other end in Brooklyn, passed out after a x-mas party filled with shots.
Turning several years later, a Hearts game, which required a shot every time you ended up with the dreaded queen of spades, resulted in in interesting night speaking with my old porcelin friend.
Ata friend's bachelor party, I was roused from a street stoop by a cop who had taken my wallet from my pocket...another tribute to mr tequilla
When I graduated from college, my only salable skill was beer pong. I plied that trade for many years, but never made it off the sattelite tour.
None of this, I realize measures up tio the high standards of this group. Yet by apprentiucing at the feet of the best, my hopes are to raise my game to a higher level.
Ken B.: Count me in!
Dear Mr Toddson,
Your message has made it's way to me while on a train from Hong Kong to Szhenzhen, China. I will immediately adjust my course and begin my journey to Huckleberry island. I trust that I will make it in time to join in the full period of festivities.
During the course of my travels, I will be in search of the world's finest tequila.
I trust that the earth finds all in harmony and peacefulness.
I’ve found a yummy treat while in China. The Worms Black on Sea Slug are delightful (and go well with the Mescal tequila worms). I’m bringing a few containers for you to flavor up w/some of your special sauce on the island. I was quite surprised to learn that the Chinese think that snails (escargot) are disgusting. Nathalie, my French wife, will be disappointed to learn this (she has a great recipe, would you care for me to bring it)? The Chinese are also offended that Westerners think that they eat dog; “that’s the Koreans who do that”. I’m on my way to Korea now. Would anyone like to put in a request? Chihuahua? Pekingese? Not sure how well the meat will keep; but Dan I know you can do wonders with that grill…
Gus Mesopotamiaskolopis:
Count me in. Hope every one is well and looking forward to seeing all
Romeo:
I am looking forward to it! And, yes I will bring the house, a roll of Bounty and a spray bottle.
Cenk:
Todd and gentlemen,
Very excited to see the plans about the Huckleberry Island. Count me in, I am ready for the 2010 pilgrimage!! I am starting a new job this Monday. I will be arriving Saturday and departing Sunday since I don't believe I can take any days off from new workplace in June.
Look forward to seeing you all. Cenk Picture from 2007
Doug L.:
Illustrious Group Members:
Given my weak qualifications, I am hoping to join your midst for that weekend on the basis of nepotism, having inherited Larry as a relative by marriage.
Tequilla and I have a long and storied past. In the early 2000's I rode the 2 train from Brooklyn to the end of the line in the Bronx and back tot he other end in Brooklyn, passed out after a x-mas party filled with shots.
Turning several years later, a Hearts game, which required a shot every time you ended up with the dreaded queen of spades, resulted in in interesting night speaking with my old porcelin friend.
Ata friend's bachelor party, I was roused from a street stoop by a cop who had taken my wallet from my pocket...another tribute to mr tequilla
When I graduated from college, my only salable skill was beer pong. I plied that trade for many years, but never made it off the sattelite tour.
None of this, I realize measures up tio the high standards of this group. Yet by apprentiucing at the feet of the best, my hopes are to raise my game to a higher level.
Ken B.: Count me in!
HuckleBerry Island Camping Tips
The Lake George Gentlemen’s weekend is just around the corner, and that means it's almost time for fun in the great outdoors. Here are some tips to make your Huckleberry camping excursion safe and enjoyable:
• Though not widely reported, America's raccoons and opossums are pitted against each other in a fierce turf war. Avoid getting caught in the crossfire.
• Steam all water and lick the condensation off of your own tent canvas. Using a bucket to capture rain water works as well.
• Waking up feeling groggy with a sore anus is perfectly normal on camping excursions. It has to do with the fresh air, so keep quiet and don't tell anyone about it.
• For a fun trip through the fertile fields of the imagination, we are still in discussion about bringing a TV and satellite antennae for all day TV viewing! We realize that someone out there will not want to miss “So You Think You Can Dance.”
• Remember: Snakes are freaky-looking creatures that will scare you. Why? The little guys don't have any legs at all.
• No matter what people tell you, do not take a long hike off a short pier. Drowning may result.
• Packing women's makeup and a feather boa will not be tolerated. However, extra toilet paper is encouraged.
• When facing an enraged grizzly bear, be sure to wear comfortable, waterproof shoes and thick socks.
• A good rule of thumb regarding campground etiquette is that if someone yells “FIRE IN THE HOLE,” you should not just duck, but completely hit the dirt or hide behind the nearest tree immediately. Hiding behind a fellow member is acceptable if he chooses to remain standing to watch the festivities.
• Huckleberry is home to many magnificent forms of indigenous wildlife. Be sure to carry a rifle with plenty of stopping power.
• To hike, put one foot in front of the other, propelling yourself forward at a steady, workmanlike pace. After repeating this action thousands of times, you will theoretically begin to experience "fun."
More tips to follow...
• Though not widely reported, America's raccoons and opossums are pitted against each other in a fierce turf war. Avoid getting caught in the crossfire.
• Steam all water and lick the condensation off of your own tent canvas. Using a bucket to capture rain water works as well.
• Waking up feeling groggy with a sore anus is perfectly normal on camping excursions. It has to do with the fresh air, so keep quiet and don't tell anyone about it.
• For a fun trip through the fertile fields of the imagination, we are still in discussion about bringing a TV and satellite antennae for all day TV viewing! We realize that someone out there will not want to miss “So You Think You Can Dance.”
• Remember: Snakes are freaky-looking creatures that will scare you. Why? The little guys don't have any legs at all.
• No matter what people tell you, do not take a long hike off a short pier. Drowning may result.
• Packing women's makeup and a feather boa will not be tolerated. However, extra toilet paper is encouraged.
• When facing an enraged grizzly bear, be sure to wear comfortable, waterproof shoes and thick socks.
• A good rule of thumb regarding campground etiquette is that if someone yells “FIRE IN THE HOLE,” you should not just duck, but completely hit the dirt or hide behind the nearest tree immediately. Hiding behind a fellow member is acceptable if he chooses to remain standing to watch the festivities.
• Huckleberry is home to many magnificent forms of indigenous wildlife. Be sure to carry a rifle with plenty of stopping power.
• To hike, put one foot in front of the other, propelling yourself forward at a steady, workmanlike pace. After repeating this action thousands of times, you will theoretically begin to experience "fun."
More tips to follow...
Brief Huckleberry Island Gentlemen’s Club History
2003 – Inaugural year – A small group of Gentlemen make way to Huckleberry Island in a twelve-foot tin rowboat with a ten horsepower back-up engine when your arms tire. We take one of the three campsites on the island.
2004 – Our numbers grow by three. Again we deal with the twelve-foot tin rowboat with a ten horsepower engine. We take one of the three campsites on the island. We discover fire-spitting, cliff-jumping, and Victoria waterfalls where I almost become the first idol human sacrifice.
2005 – We go to a motorboat… 35 Horsepower… you can almost feel the wind in your hair. Blowing things up in the campfire becomes interesting. It rains almost the whole time and we are freezing. While our cloths are outside trying to dry in the soaking rain, we all gather in one small tent for warmth. We actually burn an entire tree… over the campfire of course… piece by piece. The first "Idol" is created in an attempt to stop the rain.
2006 – We get a bigger motorboat… 100 horsepower… something like that. We can now actually go somewhere… we can visit… and visit we do. We go to Blue Water Manor for afternoon drinks… We don’t tell Doc Rich… we leave him behind to guard the camp from wild college girls on location for “Girls Gone Wild – Lake George edition.” We secure the entire island for ourselves!
2007 – We get a bigger motorboat… the biggest they have… 135 horsepower. It’s my bachelor party weekend, and we add an additional day to the weekend. We stay at the Blue Water Manor for dinner and drinks on Thursday night. It is at this time that we first meet the hulking biker guy known only as “Bear.” With much tequila flowing during my party, Bear becomes somewhat fond of me… and somehow, some way… I become “Bear Cub.” We begin the “tequila tasting” competition. Fire walking and fire jumping become a common practice. Explosions become louder… we graduate to detonating kegs. Someone thinks it would be cool to bring dynamite the following year. Fishing becomes popular… water skiing is attempted.
2008 - We continue to get our 135 horsepower motorboat. We think we’re big cheese now… Joe brings a jet boat with 550 horsepower. Fishing is huge… as well as tubing and skiing. Staying at the Blue Water Manor for dinner and drinks on Thursday night becomes an annual event now. We continue the “tequila tasting” competition. Fire walking and fire jumping are less of an event due to all the water activities. Explosions are just as loud as the year before. Again, someone thinks it would be cool to bring dynamite the following year. It is the first time that I have noticed that many of our members sport heads that are completely clean shaven. The second "Idol" is created.
2009 – Larry got married. Instead of visiting the island, we went to Sammy’s… many of you probably remember “part” of the evening.
2010 – To be written at a later date.
2004 – Our numbers grow by three. Again we deal with the twelve-foot tin rowboat with a ten horsepower engine. We take one of the three campsites on the island. We discover fire-spitting, cliff-jumping, and Victoria waterfalls where I almost become the first idol human sacrifice.
2005 – We go to a motorboat… 35 Horsepower… you can almost feel the wind in your hair. Blowing things up in the campfire becomes interesting. It rains almost the whole time and we are freezing. While our cloths are outside trying to dry in the soaking rain, we all gather in one small tent for warmth. We actually burn an entire tree… over the campfire of course… piece by piece. The first "Idol" is created in an attempt to stop the rain.
2006 – We get a bigger motorboat… 100 horsepower… something like that. We can now actually go somewhere… we can visit… and visit we do. We go to Blue Water Manor for afternoon drinks… We don’t tell Doc Rich… we leave him behind to guard the camp from wild college girls on location for “Girls Gone Wild – Lake George edition.” We secure the entire island for ourselves!
2007 – We get a bigger motorboat… the biggest they have… 135 horsepower. It’s my bachelor party weekend, and we add an additional day to the weekend. We stay at the Blue Water Manor for dinner and drinks on Thursday night. It is at this time that we first meet the hulking biker guy known only as “Bear.” With much tequila flowing during my party, Bear becomes somewhat fond of me… and somehow, some way… I become “Bear Cub.” We begin the “tequila tasting” competition. Fire walking and fire jumping become a common practice. Explosions become louder… we graduate to detonating kegs. Someone thinks it would be cool to bring dynamite the following year. Fishing becomes popular… water skiing is attempted.
2008 - We continue to get our 135 horsepower motorboat. We think we’re big cheese now… Joe brings a jet boat with 550 horsepower. Fishing is huge… as well as tubing and skiing. Staying at the Blue Water Manor for dinner and drinks on Thursday night becomes an annual event now. We continue the “tequila tasting” competition. Fire walking and fire jumping are less of an event due to all the water activities. Explosions are just as loud as the year before. Again, someone thinks it would be cool to bring dynamite the following year. It is the first time that I have noticed that many of our members sport heads that are completely clean shaven. The second "Idol" is created.
2009 – Larry got married. Instead of visiting the island, we went to Sammy’s… many of you probably remember “part” of the evening.
2010 – To be written at a later date.
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